Jeremy Hooper
3 min readDec 14, 2023

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Grandson Gets Onced-Over By A Trained Ear

Photo by eberhard 🖐 grossgasteiger on Unsplash

Officer Jones: Okay, Jimmy, one more time. Tell me exactly what happened.

Grandson Jim: Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

Officer: Uh huh, that’s what I thought I heard you say. And when, pray tell, do you insist this happened?

Grandson: Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.

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Jeremy Hooper

Recycled politico who ✍️ hahas for adults (@mcsweeneys, @newyorker @weeklyhumorist, @pointsincase, @frazzledhumor) & future adults (PBs) | Rep UTA