It’s me, Margo from Christmas Vacation, unwilling to be the problem you want me to be.

Jeremy Hooper
4 min readDec 18, 2023

Believe it or not, I was fine with the Griswolds when they moved in. Sure, I’d heard about stunts they’d pulled both at Wally World and in Europe, yet I didn’t judge. I’d even heard they’d swapped out Audrey and Russ every few years, but I said nothing. After all, I can’t even have kids, due to my tilted archetype.

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Jeremy Hooper

Recycled politico who ✍️ hahas for adults (@mcsweeneys, @newyorker @weeklyhumorist, @pointsincase, @frazzledhumor) & future adults (PBs) | Rep UTA