A Holiday Shopping Plea From ‘The Person Who Has Everything’

Jeremy Hooper
3 min readDec 5, 2023

By Jeremy Hooper

Photo by Kira auf der Heide on Unsplash

Know how many boxes of quirky Japanese erasers I own? Five. I’m not an artist, nor do I have children. But I do have complete sets of little rubber bunnies dressed in frog suits, in case I ever need to awkwardly self-edit my everyday pencilings.

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Jeremy Hooper

Recycled politico who ✍️ hahas for adults (@mcsweeneys, @newyorker @weeklyhumorist, @pointsincase, @frazzledhumor) & future adults (PBs) | Rep UTA